A college business
| School jokes
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil. "And who was
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1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?
| Time jokes
1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
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Mum, Mum,
| Computer jokes
Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.
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A woman goes into a funeral home to make
| Dead and dying jokes
A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?" But she insists that it must be a blue
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Q: What does Bill Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.
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One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: ‘HELP! HELP! When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, ‘I want a boat. The second boy said ‘I want a truck. And the third boy said, ‘I want three tombstones with are names all on them. Bill Clinton said, ‘why is that son?’ The little boy said, ‘because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!