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Did you hear about the stupid wizard?

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.

A client called in inquiring about

| Travel and tourist jokes

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

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John was hard at work with

| Humor jokes

John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said, 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?' 'No,' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt.

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