Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one
| Clinton jokes
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No," C
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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
| Bird jokes
Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
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How do the fish get to school ?
| Fishing jokes
How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !
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A regular at Bob's Bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?" "Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."
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One day there were
| Dirty jokes
One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam.
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What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? “Who said talk is cheap?”