One day a teacher was asking her class to use
| Dirty jokes
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors. Another little boy raised his hand and said "the leaves on the trees are absolute
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It was so hot when we went on holiday last
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It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow.
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Why do tomcats fight ?
| Cat jokes
Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !
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A married couple is driving down the
| Divorce jokes
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't w
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I can't decide whether to buy a
| Cow jokes
I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
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How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !