Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in
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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !
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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at
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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!
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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
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One day, little
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One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, al
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Men are like bank accounts.
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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
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Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table! The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again. The third boy goes in ,sees the five dollars and cries out,I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!