What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
| Mouse jokes
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
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Why was the skeleton using the
| Internet jokes
Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.
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For a weddin' present
| Time jokes
For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "W'atcha do with the money, son?" "Ah bought me a wristwatch, Pappy!" answered the boy. "Yew dumb ignoramous!" yelled his father. "Yew should 'av bought yoreself a rifle!" "A rifle? What fer?"
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What sits in the middle of the world wide web
| Internet jokes
What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !
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There once was a blind man who decided to visit
| Blind jokes
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he
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How do you know you’re leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.”