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| Computer jokes
You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!! As we ain't got no programin' experience, this here Virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thanks for your cooperation.
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Three ladies were discussing the
| Old age jokes
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich." The second lady chimed in with, "Yes,
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What's a toads favourite sweet ?
| Frog jokes
What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !
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What would you hear at a cow concert?
| Cow jokes
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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What did the farmer say when his fat pig
| Farmer jokes
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than meets the sty."
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Q) What’s worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!