A couple was having a
| Money jokes
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
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Walking through Chinatown, a tourist
| Travel and tourist jokes
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How in hell does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old
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I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....
| Blonde jokes
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!
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A boy from France
| Ethnic jokes
A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learnes "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, Mommy, I learned new words today. She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?"
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How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You
| Humor jokes
How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon
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What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !