Bill: Where did you
| Criminal jokes
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
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Q: How many conservatives does it take to
| Political jokes
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why did Arthur have a round
| History jokes
Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !
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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps
| College jokes
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.
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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little
| School jokes
Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?” The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”