Why shouldn't you believe a
| Bed jokes
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.
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Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
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Clinton goes around telling people we humans
| Clinton jokes
Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
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What has handles and flies?
| Witch jokes
What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.
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Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!