A boy at a cinema notices what looks
| Various animal jokes
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies ?" "Well, I liked the book!"
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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
| Dinosaur jokes
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !
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Why did the idiot have his sundial
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !
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What did the hurricane say to
| Weather jokes
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
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A defendant was
| Lawyer jokes
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, decided to try a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise
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Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !