Teacher: What's 2 and 2
| School jokes
Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect !
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A man is hired by the circus to perform a
| Humor jokes
A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they walk about. After a rather difficult evening at work, he goes to the circus cafeteria, sits with other workers,
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A student in Belle, West Virginia
| Idiot and fool jokes
A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy.
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Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
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Whats a frogs favourite game ?
| Frog jokes
Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !
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Little monster: Mom, I’ve finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I’ll save it for your supper.