Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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What should you do if a monster runs
| Monster jokes
What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.
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The priest was preparing a man for his long
| Religious jokes
The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you
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Did you hear about the cross eyed
| School jokes
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils!
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Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is
| Political jokes
Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard."
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Q: When did Clinton’s friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.