How does an apple a day keep the doctor
| Apple jokes
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.
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What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks
| Vampire jokes
What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.
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For their 25th wedding
| Marriage jokes
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, "This was the most wonderful gift I could hav
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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?
| Dog jokes
What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!
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The teacher is droning away in the classroom
| School jokes
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"
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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I’m paying as little as I can !