Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a

Martin had just received his brand new drivers

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Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to

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What do hamburger workers say on

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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!

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They say that it's

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They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

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How can you avoid falling hair?

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How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.

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What's Up, Doc? by

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What's Up, Doc? by Howie Dewin

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Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce? the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?” “Oh, no,” replied Mrs. O’Connor. “Shure now, we have a carport.” The solicitor tried again. “Well, does the man beat you up?” “No, no,” said Mrs. O’Connor, looking puzzled. “Oi’m always first out of bed.” Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again. “What I’m trying to find out are what grounds you have.” “Bless ye, sor. We live in a flat — not even a window box, let alone grounds.” “Mrs. O’Connor,” the solicitor said in considerable exasperation, “you need a reason that the court can consider. “What is the reason for you seeking this divorce?” “Ah, well now,” said the lady, “Shure it’s because the man can’t hold an intelligent conversation.”