What do you call a grasshopper
| Insect jokes
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !
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First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her
| Food jokes
First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.
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Q: What is the
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.
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You said this horse could
| Horse jokes
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
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When do burgers quit their jobs?
| Burger jokes
When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!
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Pilot says: “Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land…it’s a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern.”