How can you avoid falling hair?

Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest

| Baby jokes

Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.

| Dentist jokes

What is a dentist's office? A filling station.

| Pig jokes

What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.

| Apple jokes

What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !

How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.