Why is someone who borrows money but does not
| Money jokes
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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As he was
| Military jokes
As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of step except you?" "What?" asked the recruit innocently. "I said -- they are all out of st
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Q: What does the Bermuda
| Dirty jokes
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to
| Monster jokes
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
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A Jewish
| Ethnic jokes
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: "Go stand on the corner for
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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it’s back to the old grind!