Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some

After interviewing a particularly

| Idiot and fool jokes

After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?". Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, "Oh, you mean over

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

| Apple jokes

Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !

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What medicine would you give an ill ant

| Ant jokes

What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

| Bed jokes

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?

| Men jokes

Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !