Why wouldn’t the sow let her piglets play with

Two shoe salespeople were

| Salesmen jokes

Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot." At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, tel

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The thrill is gone from my marriage, Brian

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The thrill is gone from my marriage, Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?" his friend suggested. "But what if my wife finds out?" "Heck, we are almost on the begining of the 21st centrury, Brian. Go ahead and tell her about it!" So Br

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Who invented King Arthur's round table

| History jokes

Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !

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How do you lead a horse to water?

| Horse jokes

How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.

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FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I

| Monster jokes

FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes. BERT MONSTER: That's nothing. My sister's tongue is so long, she can lick an envelope after she's posted it.

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Why wouldn’t the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn’t want them to grow into wart hogs.