What does a witch enjoy cooking
| Witch jokes
What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.
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Do you think my skin is starting to show its
| Old age jokes
Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."
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Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a
| Bath jokes
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
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Employer: "In this job we need someone
| Business jokes
Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
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In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we
| Marriage jokes
In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don't love me any more...." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you cook better now."
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Q. How do men define a “50/50” relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.