Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?
| Vampire jokes
Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.
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If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the
| Money jokes
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
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What's a skunk's philosophy of
| Various animal jokes
What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry!
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One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands
| Money jokes
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road. 'Why don't you look for it there?' 'Because the light's better here!
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A Director arrives below and is met by
| Heaven and hell jokes
A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with the latest and best equipment, stages, great actors, etc. Director thinks its great and asks Satan what heaven is like if hell is this good. Satan says heaven is exactly lik
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After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, “Really? Where is Monosyllabia?”. Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, “Oh, you mean over by Croatia?”