Look, guide, here are some LION
| Travel and tourist jokes
Look, guide, here are some LION tracks. "Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."
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What's big and hairy and climbs up the
| King Kong jokes
What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
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What is an Actor? A man who tries to be
| Movie and TV jokes
What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself'
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What do you call a boxing match between two
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!
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INTERVIEWER to job
| Business jokes
INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"
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I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But…..Thank God, I still have my Florida driver’s license!