First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor
| Beauty jokes
First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.
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What famous painting do cows love to look
| Cow jokes
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!
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Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I
| Waiter jokes
Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
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Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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Which snakes are found on cars?
| Car and train jokes
Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”