I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass
| Old age jokes
I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. H
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What is black and white and black and white and
| Sport jokes
What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
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Q: Why
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth
| Teeth jokes
Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?'
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking
| Snake jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat!