The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport
| Aviation jokes
The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and
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Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in
| Hunting jokes
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but
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What do you get if King Kong sits on
| King Kong jokes
What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.
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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife
| Dead and dying jokes
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room. Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver." Sam's wife looked at him sad
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What is the most popular sport played by
| Weather jokes
What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving
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One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors. Another little boy raised his hand and said “the leaves on the trees are absolutely green” the teacher said no, they could be different colors at different times of the year. Little Johnny raised his hand and asked if there where lumps in farts, the teachers said no, I don’t believe so. And Little Johnny said, ” well then I absolutely just shit in my pants!!!!”