One day there were

The officer shouted

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The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for

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A man and a couple of

| Telephone jokes

A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it. "Hi honey," said the woman on the other end. "Hi honey," replied the man. "I was just calling

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What is the hottest part of a

| Face jokes

What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.

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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks

| Fishing jokes

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

| Easter jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!

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One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn’t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn’t understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, “My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran.”