An old lady was considering buying a
| Various animal jokes
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma'am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest
| Dirty jokes
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.
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Did you hear about the farmer
| Farmer jokes
Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!
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Pa's being
| Cow jokes
Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!
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A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. “Whoa, Sam!” said the bartender. “Who gave those beauties to you?” “Nobody gave them to me,” said Sam. “I had to fight like crazy for both of them.”