Why did the boy carry a clock and a

What did the dog say when he chased his

| Dog jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end.

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The surgeon told his patient that woke

| Doctor and nurse jokes

The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you." "Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."

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What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg

| Bird jokes

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !

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Did you hear about the pigs

| Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

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Kelso met Hensley on the

| Telephone jokes

Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't you call me on the telephone?" "You ain't got no tellyphone!" said Hensley. "I know," said Kelso. "But you do!"

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for ‘tick or tweet’ !