Why is a
| Men jokes
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Have you ever imagined a world with no
| Answer me this jokes
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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A boy with an elephant on his head went to
| Elephant jokes
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"
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Can you spell very happy with three
| Spelling jokes
Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).
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Q: What's the inscription on
| Music jokes
Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
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A butler came running into his important master’s office. “Sir, sir, there’s a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?” Without looking up from his work the master said, “Tell him I can’t see him.”