Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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Son:
| Parent jokes
Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er, the story of an automobile.
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What type of music do lightning bolts listen
| Weather jokes
What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll
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What do you get if you cross a tiger
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !
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A businessman was confused about a bill he
| Business jokes
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her. The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.