Did you hear about the farmer

William: May I have some

| Money jokes

William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !

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Talbot and his son James were

| Parent jokes

Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw's classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!" "Well, teacher," said Talbot, "if my kid said he didn't do it he didn't do it!" Father and son left the school, an

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Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a

| Criminal jokes

Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his dad, "I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."

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Why do postmen carry letters?

| Letter jokes

Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

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What's the difference between a sigh, a car and

| Humor jokes

What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.

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Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!