Q: What is a Budget? A: An
| Accountant jokes
Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
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A police car pulls up in front of grandma
| Police jokes
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home. " Oy Morris ", said grandma, " You've been going to that park for over 30 yea
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What do you call the ring that worms leave round
| Bath jokes
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !
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Q: Why do saunas remind some people of
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.
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Zoo visitor: What’s the new baby hippo’s name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell me.