WIFE: The 2 things I cook best
| Food jokes
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
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Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits
| Aardvark jokes
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!
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your mama so fat she was going to
| Yo momma jokes
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
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The Insurmountable problem
| Book title jokes
The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback
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Men are like fine wine. They all
| Men jokes
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf. Sarah misses a 3 foot putt and yells, “Goddamn it, missed the bugger!” and the nun says, “If you keep saying that then God will punish you.” Next hole Sarah misses a 2 foot putt and says “Goddamn it, missed the bugger!” and the nun says, “ONE more time Sarah, and God will punish you!” Then Sarah misses a neoot putt and says “GOD DAMN IT!!!MISSED THE BUGGER!” Suddenly clouds form overhead. God comes down from Heaven and strikes the nun dead with a bolt of thunder. God says, “Goddamn it! Missed the bugger!”