Teacher: Why are you pushing

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that

| Pig jokes

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.

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Q: What thoughts

| Blonde jokes

Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael

| Heaven and hell jokes

It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick himself, and he addressed the boys thusly: "Lads, I'm here to welcome you to heaven where you will spend eternity. Just remember one thing, when you

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Q: Who has the right of

| Car and train jokes

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

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Why don't bananas snore?

| Banana jokes

Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?