Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant

A technician received a call from a man

| Computer jokes

A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into his typewrite

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Policeman: What do you think you're

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?

| Food jokes

Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.

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What do you get if you cross teeth

| Teeth jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !

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An avid line dancing couple

| Dance jokes

An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That nig

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Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don’t tip, either.