Q: What is the range of a tuba?

yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m

| Yo momma jokes

yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.

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Diner: Could I have a glass

| Waiter jokes

Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

| Snake jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !

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Q: How did the frog cross the

| Frog jokes

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Redmond,

| Computer jokes

Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

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Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a good arm.