Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus,

Customer: Give me a hot dog.

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.

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A college student in a philosophy class was

| College jokes

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss. After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer." The student received an "A" on the exam. A Boston broke

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What is a snowman's favorite book ?

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What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !

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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde

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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette's tree. When they ask who is up

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What is your dog's favorite breakfast?

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What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!

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Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!