Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please
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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
| Bus jokes
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !
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Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a
| Judge jokes
Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."
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Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?
| Spelling jokes
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !
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Yesterday, scientists in the
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.