One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang

How to you tell the

| Elephant jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !

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Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?

| Gorilla jokes

Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!

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A man sobering up from the night before is

| Religious jokes

A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher

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One out of every four people is

| Mental health jokes

One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK, then it's you.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone

| Telephone jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books — the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, “Why are you reading both those books”? “Well,” said the orang-utang, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.”