Q: How did the frog cross the

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!

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The head doctors in an insane asylum had

| Mental health jokes

The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies. When they get to the movie theater, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but the pa

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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

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What kind of phone makes music?

| Telephone jokes

What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.

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Q: How many senators does it take

| Political jokes

Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.

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Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.