Q: What thoughts

I told you not to let those pigs In my office.

| Pig jokes

I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!

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Did you hear about the TV show

| Witch jokes

Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files.

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Q: When's the best time to take your doberman

| Dog jokes

Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.

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A woman checked in at the pearly gates and

| Dirty jokes

A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue." The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in his

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Tyfus applied for a job in a factory.

| Idiot and fool jokes

Tyfus applied for a job in a factory. The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked, "Have your eyes ever been checked?" "No," said the worker. "They've always been brown."

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Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual… and they most likely didn’t understand them either.