Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
| Cow jokes
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!
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Fred: What's
| Beauty jokes
Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!
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What did the sausage say when it
| Internet jokes
What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again
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The new employee
| Business jokes
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary asked. "Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?" "Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. "Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"
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Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.