Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me

Fisherman: What

| Fishing jokes

Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco

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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

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A young woman goes to her doctor

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A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green. The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany. When she said yes the doctor said "Well tell him his ear rings aren't real gold!!!"

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A priest and a nun are on their way

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A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available. Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the cir

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I was given the ultimatum 3

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I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her.

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Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me Steve,’ he said in the letter. ‘Why?’ asked his mother in her reply. ‘Because that’s what all the kids at camp call me,’ he wrote back.