One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney
| Blonde jokes
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.
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Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.
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Why do aardvarks make undesirable
| Aardvark jokes
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
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An ideal homework excuse
| School jokes
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
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At the first session of a conversion class
| Religious jokes
At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"
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What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !