What was wrong with the boy’s

YO momma so fat that they had to install

| Yo momma jokes

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?

| Computer jokes

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows".

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Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if

| Clinton jokes

Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!

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What do you call a pen with no hair

| Hair and bald jokes

What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !

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Q: How do you make a violin sound

| Music jokes

Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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What was wrong with the boy’s brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track – all straight!