What is black and brown and looks

What happened to the lost cattle?

| Cow jokes

What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.

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A husband and wife were driving down a country

| Farmer jokes

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.

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Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight

| Men jokes

Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure.

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There was a

| Farmer jokes

There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?" "Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?" "Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you sho

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What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot

| Vampire jokes

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

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What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.