The surgeon told his patient that woke
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you." "Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."
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What do you call an accountant who is seen
| Accountant jokes
What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular'
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Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural
| Aviation jokes
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Sec
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A few moments after the daughter announced
| Marriage jokes
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike." sighing deeply, she replied, "That's exactly what he asked me about you."
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What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
| Bicycle jokes
What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.
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At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, “What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?” After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: “Sin?”