A little girl came home from
| School jokes
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little
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Mom and Dad are in the iron and
| Business jokes
Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing.
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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with
| Vampire jokes
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.
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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
| Dance jokes
Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !
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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary
| Dentist jokes
Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth'
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A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”