The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and
| Military jokes
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building". The Army will post guards around the place. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. The Marines
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A man was in court charged with
| Car and train jokes
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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Doctor, I have a ringing in my
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!
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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
| Hair and bald jokes
Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
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How do salespeople traditionally greet each
| Salesmen jokes
How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
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What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody’s herd.